hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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