How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
