I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
