Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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