and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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