We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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