I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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