let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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