wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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