Your tits are I can't wait for
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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