Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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