Your face is a jimmy john
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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