Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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