it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am mentally ready for anal.
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