Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Randomize
