You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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