They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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