be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hippo gnu deer
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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