"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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