If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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