her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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