have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
the day after is always just damage control
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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