Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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