so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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