is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
sex in a hospital.. check
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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