The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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