Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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