It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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