I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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