When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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