Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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