this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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