i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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