whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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