the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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