I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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