this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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