I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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