ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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