I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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