Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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