Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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