This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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