I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
