At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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