it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
this will be a night to untag.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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