That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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