That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This baby is an asshole
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
