threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
