My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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