What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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